March 2012
I want to romp in the sheets with adam levine. Shit, i’d buy a ticket to his man parts. Unhh, I know who’s gonna be fucking me in my sex dreams tonight.
February 2012
I should date my fucking self.
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I want to have crazy sex with a nerd while they say nerdy things to me. Big words make me sooo horny.
Naughty photoset coming soon to a screen near you!
Frisky fridays, mayhaps?
My kitten is trying to seduce me.
She’s sprawled out on my lap, arching her back, and grabbing my shirt with her nails trying to pull me closer.
NO, KITTEN, I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
I’M YOUR MOTHER, FOR CRIPES SAKES!
I need new friends. Any takers?
who wants to see nipples?
life sucks. fucking sucks.
I never get what I want.
No matter how hard I try, there are always too many things fighting against me.
I’m not that strong.
Not at all.
I wanna sex a lady.
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good ol lady on lady porn. there’s something about a girl pounding another girl that’s just so beautiful.
my boyfriend went to sleep.
he must be so tired from all that sleeping in and pot smoking and sitting on his computer. oh, yawn. so much work.
meanwhile, i got up at 7am after going to bed at 2 the night before and then went to work. But I’m not pussyin out. I got shit to do, but whatever.
Sick of him saying he misses me, and then all he does is play video games. He wasn’t like this when we first started...
At the psych office getting more ADD meds. Waiting… I hate waiting. My boyfriend has people at the house, which means I don’t want to go home. His friends are stupid and I want to take my clothes off. I might drop by the house and pick up my bud and smoke the chillum at the park. I want to watch 12 hours of Dr Who tonight. I’m in the middle of the second silent library episode...
meow purr hiss.
big ol glass of wine is my valentine today
i was half fucking excited because i thought tomorrow was thursday and it’s not, its only freakin wednesday.
my stupid boyfriend is going to be home late tonight (probably tomorrow) and just grr
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my kitten just walked up to me and sniffed my...
i threw her on the floor and she hopped back up on the couch and sniffed it again! :O she also tries to make out with me all the time. i think she’s in love with me, guys.
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